You were right. It hurts to walk today.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize
