Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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