oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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