it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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