He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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