i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I forget how to act sober
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