Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
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