I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
