So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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