She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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