YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
Randomize
