all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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