You're a womanizer and a bitch.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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