I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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