She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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