Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
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