New invention idea: vibrating tampons
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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