I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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