some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Sorry my hands just texted you
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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