Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I just googled if crying burns calories
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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