its not stalking. its research.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
