ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Let's paint friendship bongs
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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