grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
