Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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