A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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