i can't believe i had my finger in that
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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