He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Be still, my beating vagina.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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