in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
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