To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
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