Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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