there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Randomize
