Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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