um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
MIDGETS
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wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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