So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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