It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Randomize
