The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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