What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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