I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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