Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Randomize
