Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
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