i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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