before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
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