Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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