Dual....:-)
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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