we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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