Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
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