maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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