She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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