Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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