you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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