Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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