I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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